You guys requested it, we got it – it’s finally here! This month at TEXPLOITATION, we are proud to present a rare treat for your consideration.

That’s right, it’s the UK Premier (just 33 years too late), of the unspeakably bizarre CHATTER-BOX!

In case you’re unsure as to the plot, the picture above really says it all, so to speak. That’s right, it is what you’re thinking.

She’s got a talking, singing ‘hoo hoo’ !

Featuring star turns from Candice Rialson, ‘Virginia’, and the camp crusader himself, Rip Taylor, this really has to be seen (and heard) to be believed!!

As well as our feature presentation, we will of course also have a host of treats for you, including:

LOCAL SHORTS!
B MOVIE TRAILERS FOR FORTHCOMING ATTRACTIONS!
STAND-UP COMEDY!
KICKASS PRIZES!
DRINKING GAMES!
REAL TEXAN CANDY!
FREEDOM CORN!
YOUR OWN BOOZE!
MUCH, MUCH MORE!

It’s on the 30th April / 8pm / bring your own booze….. so scrawl it in your grubby little diary! Bring your friends, bring a date, hell – bring your parents! Stacey is bringing hers!

Suggested donation of £4 at the door. That’s cheaper than going to see the Bounty Hunter

30th April
8pm (Doors at 7pm)
Suggested Donation – £4
BYO

So, if you’ve got a preference for one or the other, you’d better rock the vote now.

There’s no need to be scared.

Vote with your heart.

We could understand why you would pick one over the other.

But, above all else, take your time.

Because this vote could be the most important of your whole life.

Feel free to do more research before casting your vote in this historic contest.

For more information:

• Horse
• Larne
• Farl

This time around we are pushing the boundaries of bad taste even further with the original blaxploitaion/horror crossover flick, the 1972 William Crain/William Marshall cult classic, BLACULA!

Often mimicked (most often by the Simpsons), never bettered, this one has to be seen to be believed!

We will also be giving away a truckload of goodies in our infamous raffle, as well as showing even more classic trailers, providing you with some juicy movie trivia and a little stand-up comedy and of course we will be selling genuine Texan candy treats, not to mention our delicious FREEDOM CORN!

So come on down, Friday 26th March, we’ll have a wild night. Kicks off at 8pm and we’ll be done early enough to have a little afterparty in the Duke.

Oh, and if you have any movie suggestions of your own, or just wanna talk about the night in general, please please please head to http://www.nicomedy.com/forum and post in the Texploitation section of the forum.

Yeeeehaw!

Doors 8pm / Show 9pm / bring your own booze
£3 suggested donation (towards the Texploitation Theatre)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068284/
http://www.nicomedy.com

This time we’re upping the ante and will be blowing the splatter levels through the roof with the one, the only GODFATHER OF GORE, HG Lewis’ 1963 seminal, influential and downright goddang NASTY aria of atrocities, BLOOD FEAST!

Not only will we be screening this classic from the terrible twosome, director Herschell Gordon Lewis and exploitation maestro producer, David F. Friedman, but we will once again have a smorgasbord of PRIZES, LAUGHS, TRAILERS, and of course our smash hit FREEDOM CORN, as well as all sorts of other GENUINE TEXAN NIBBLES!

Come down. 26th Feb, 8pm, and as always BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE! Entry is free in, but there’ll be a suggestion donation of a few quid.

And bring a coat, this might get messy.

Friday, February 26, 2010
DOORS: 8pm
MOVIE: 9pm

Big Laughs Proposed Logo

Here’s the proposed logo.

What does everyone think?

February at Voicebox is as packed as ever, and this month sees your usual host step down and have RUAIDHRÍ WARD make his debut MC performance.

“Ruaidhrí Ward has been performing comedy for less than a year, but has been fucked off all his life. This impotent anger is the futile glue that holds together his sharp, bitingly witty perspective on contemporary culture, which is intelligent, funny, cliché-free & ultimately pointless.”
http://ruaidhriward.blogspot.com

Not only that, but we have a special headline guest, Bulmer’s Ireland Comedy Finalist & the People’s Winner, ENDA MULDOON.

“Enda began comedy over four years ago in a bid to deal with deep seated childhood psycholgical trauma. This badly thought out attempt at purging his demons in public proved not only to be unsuccessful, but has involved many of his shows ending with his admission to a psychiatric unit. Not strictly a comedian, watching Enda perform is a dark view at the fragility of the human psyche. The fact that anyone would give him a microphone, is proof in itself that the collapse of society is imminent.